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Do they come from another world, spawned in the light years of space, unleashed to take over the bodies of the critters that walk the earth?
Dateline: somewhere in Thailand where a creature from a Thai lagoon surfaced with what looks like the head of a crocodile and the body of a baby buffalo.
Local news reports say the croc-alo, or buff-o-dile, or whatever you want to call it, was born to a buffalo that has given birth to regular buffalo babies.
The critter died shortly after birth. Now, the question is: just how did this critter end up with hard scales, a crocodile head, and the hooves and tail of a buffalo?
Apparently, a crocodile is quite capable of rising to take advantage of any opportunity.
Men have been fighting over women since the dawn of time.
Dateline: Anchorage, AK, where two guy moose went at it in a family’s yard, head to head, antler to antler, for the right to hook up with a female moose.
It’s mating season for moose. Or rut season, as it’s also called. You don’t want to be anywhere near guys like this when they’re battling it out for the big prize.
The moose fight ended when one bull turned tail and ran off. But so did the lady moose.
Hey Bullwinkle, try MooseMatch.com next time.
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