Phins Seeing Shrinks

Posted at 6:29 PM, Nov 04, 2015
and last updated 2015-11-04 18:29:11-05

The Miami Dolphins are looking to shrink their various problems by seeing shrinks. According to the Miami Herald, the team has employed a company called “Mastery Technologies” to improve the players’ mental health, which would theoretically give them an advantage on the field... although improving their tackling and blocking health might make a little more sense.

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